I've been Eastered

OK

Easter came, Easter went. We ate food, I drank wine.

The boat is currently out of the water having its bottom sanded scraped and various patches of rot discovered, wept over, railed against and finally patched (by Himself I hasten to add, not me!) This means that he's out of the house for approx 9 hours a day with Hank.

I'm at home and have this week off work - Hurrah! I had planned to spend a week catching up on the allotment. However, the blizzards, hail, torrential rain and sub-zero temperatures have so far put paid to this. To date I have mainly sat around the house, cooked food for ravenous men to eat with ne'ry a thank you and washed up endlessly.

Today I have another interview and am only writing this post because I'm supposed to be drafting a 10 minutes presentation! Having said that, once today is out of the way, I promise I will finely craft some pithy posts to amuse and enlighten you as the week goes on. Unless I drink too much wine and spend the rest of the week under a duvet watching Disney films, watch this space...!

Further delights to be 'looked forward' to this week include: trying to find enough sacking to cover my bloated body for presentation at the shotgun wedding of my brother in April; sitting like a microwave meal in the hairdressers for hours on Saturday getting my roots done before handing over my entire wage packet for the week to pay for the indignity; trying to remember to join fat fighters again to reduce size of bloat a tad as there are not enough dress sizes left to grow into!

More soon my friends...